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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Harry Potter is totally a kids series [sarcasm]

So people believe that Harry Potter is a childish series. This is true because an everday child..

  1. Watches a madman murder their parents, and attempt to kill them, at the age of 1. (Harry)
  2. Is forced to hear the dying words of their parents when you grow up (Harry)
  3. Lives with physically and emotionally abusive family members for the majority of their life. Suffering starvation, neglect and being locked up repeatedly (Harry)
  4. Is raised by their grandparents because their parents were tortured into insanity and will never recognise or communicate with them again. (Neville)
  5. ^^ Has said torturer taunting them with things such as. 'How are mum and dad'? (Neville)
  6. Faces slander and ridicule by corrupt news sources and a corrupt government (Harry)
  7. Is forced to go on the run for their life at 17 years old, with only a radio to tell if anyone you love is still alive.
  8. Is forced to carve lines into their arm in their own blood by a corrupt teacher (Harry)
  9. Watches their friends and family being tortured and killed in front of them.
  10. Is forced to wipe their parents memories of their very existence because alternatives are worse (Hermione)
  11. Is mentally tortured with images of their worst fears and regrets
  12. Fights in a war

A series made of preteens. Right?? Right??

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